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>> No. 12333397662  [Reply]

Top 5 Reasons Having A Girlfriend Is Awesome

accll:

forcedanonymous:

1. they have boobs

2. you can have sex with vagina

3. you dont have to schmooze them for 20 minutes, just hey bitch show me your tits

4. they smell nice

5. they taste nice over rice

Those seem like shallow reasons.

>they taste nice over rice

(Source: shanemorris)

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  1. forr9k reblogged this from accelll and added:
    >they taste nice over rice
  2. statistsgonnastate said: That’s so funny, those are the exact same as the Top 5 Reasons To Be Your Girlfriend
  3. shanemorris posted this


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